Some Poetry I wrote in 5 minutes

Oh Taryn,
I'm sure you wish you were a Baron,
However, you have a snuggie,
What could be better than a yellow buggy?
You are... watching am I alive?
the questoin is, have you ever ate a bee hive.
That is all i will write to you,
for i have more hw to do.

oh mackey,
you are being quite quackey,
you expect me to right a poem on your wall,
but i am cause I do not want to hear you bawl,
I am doing this soley because you are cool,
and you are in my gang at school,
Canadian? yes you are that too,
let's go hunker down in an igloo

Hello my Dear Meg,
Why must you beg?
My poems are not that spectacular,
They simply are written in the common vernacular,
I will write this more because we are best siblings,
Did i note that you are great at singing?
Even though this poem sucks,
I hope you ...will not tear it apart and feed it to the ducks.
Thank you for reading this,
Rhyming is tiring, and I will be going to reminisce
you know i love you
Sam

Meg,
I write back to thee,
You are quite reckless and free,
Your poem was quite sexy,
by the way, my hair right now is quite messy,
I will leave you in my will,
but if i become ill,
you will not get much
because i will not become as famous as such,
I will be ...no Broadway actress
I will stick to my temperpedic mattress